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 Posted: Mon Jun 11th, 2012 07:33 pm
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Rona
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In the interests of having a safe and legal conference in Pittsburgh, there are some local laws you need to be aware of.

Most important are:
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

You may not sing in the bathtub.

Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

It is illegal to take a donkey on a trolley car. Or a mule.

You may not carry ice cream in your pocket.

The Board of AGG would be most grateful if our attendees could observe these few simple rules and ensure that everyone gets the maximum enjoyment from their visit.



 Posted: Tue Jun 12th, 2012 03:04 am
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Where am I supposed to carry my ice cream?

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 Posted: Tue Jun 12th, 2012 02:07 pm
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Rebecca, this is not a nanny state, you should be able to work that out for yourelf. Perhaps you could try just eating it?



 Posted: Tue Jun 12th, 2012 02:49 pm
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I like to eat some now and save some for later.  Does the law cover "pocket" books?  I could put it in my pocketbook if that is allowed.

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 Posted: Tue Jun 12th, 2012 06:31 pm
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"It is illegal to take a donkey on a trolley car. Or a mule."

I have met many an a$$ on the trolly in SF. I guess Pittsburgh is more civilized.

"It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. "

So keep it in doors, Or sleep inside. That seems reasonable. Just don't close the door.

Knock, knock.


Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?


Lettuce out! It's cold in here.

Last edited on Tue Jun 12th, 2012 06:34 pm by Judy K



 Posted: Tue Jun 12th, 2012 08:03 pm
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Of course. You notice there is no ban on taking our thoroughbred Arab stallions on the trolley.



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